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[16 Apr 2011|10:47pm] |
FILTERED TO: Ben
Dude, if Mom and Dad start thinking you're the best Broussard child now I'm going to be so mad. HA just kidding bro, nice job on the ranking. But seriously though, do you th
FILTERED TO: Alphas
Nice job all around, bros. ^@ BUT WE CAN ALWAYS DO BETTER! Just remember that. Also, is it just me or is there a serious lack of hot sisters at this year's Parents' Weekend?
Man. I can't wait for Spring Break. It's going to be AWESOME.
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[14 Feb 2011|04:50pm] |
i hate everything
i'm going to die
i'm too young
oh god
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[04 Feb 2011|06:29pm] |
WARDED TO BEN
Hey bro. Can we talk? I get the feeling you're not really into this whole Alpha thing. Which is the BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER! No, I'm kidding. I mean, it's cool if you don't want to pledge but if you're going to pledge then you gotta JUST DO IT!! Being an Alpha is the most awesome thing in the world, trust me. It's how I met my best friend! You want a best friend like Ade, don't you? You want the unbreakable bonds of brotherhood, right? You want to be able to hit up a bar anywhere in the world, shout out "ARROOOOOO," and have Alpha alumni respond in kind, right? And that's not even mentioning all of the exclusive events we get to go to. Plus, the NETWORKING, dude, the networking. You'll be set for life!
But seriously, little man. Let me know what's up. Just because you have a girl and all now doesn't mean you don't still need your bros.
WARDED TO ADE
Dude, what's the status with Johnny and Hot Asian? Is he going to tap that or do we have to step in for an emergency intervention?
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[03 Feb 2011|05:03pm] |
I guess it wouldn't be Rush Week if we didn't pull off FUCKING STUPID pranks, eh? now would it.
FILTERED TO ALPHAS
HOLD ME BACK, BROS. HOLD. ME. BACK. I know you're not supposed to hit girls but I am PRETTY SURE they could take it.
FILTERED TO ELIN
You are so
What the hell is
REALLY?!
Touché.
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[02 Feb 2011|05:00pm] |
WHAT. THE. HELL.
So I'm online doing whatever it is that I do, right, because I'm pumped about the snow and I don't have all that much time because I'm about to go outside and build a snow man or whatever, when I stumble across this WEIRD website. And, you know, there are a lot of damn weird things on the Internet these days so I wasn't going to pay too much attention to it, but it was this website...thing...where people CREATE CHARACTERS and then play games with them.
And you know what kind of characters they were creating? US. THEY WERE PLAYING US. ON THE INTERNET. WHAT THE HELL??? Who even does that?
Whoever was playing me SUCKS. I'm going to email them. Just because I'm Canadian doesn't mean I put "eh" at the end of every sentence, dipshit.
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[31 Jan 2011|09:29pm] |
FILTERED TO NIZHONI BIA
So you're the chick that's banging my little bro.
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[19 Jan 2011|05:51pm] |
Oh, it's good to be back. It's only Frosh Week and we're already ahead of Omega in terms of funds, attractiveness to women, and general awesomeness. That's what I'm talking about.
FILTERED TO: ALPHAS
Hey bros, could you all do me a favour? You all have to watch out for my little bro, BEN BROUSSARD. Got it? BEN. BROUSSARD. DO NOT TOUCH HIM. The only person who is allowed to punch him, vomit on him, make fun of him, or generally be a douchebag is ME, got it? Mostly because my mom will kill me if anything happens to Ben.
Thanks bros, AROOOOOOOOOOOO.
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[17 Dec 2010|01:48am] |
you don't have to tell me about the Bro Code.
i pretty much invented it.( Read more... )
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